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I am not without flaws. I’m a Limited Editions artist.

It’s not an attitude; it’s how I’m wired.

Please believe me when I say that I don’t trust you at all.

I Have A Simple Rule For Everyone. Shame on you if you don’t treat me right!

I don’t care what the rest of the world knows about me as long as my mother doesn’t.

I’m not a single person. I’m not available. I’m simply putting myself on hold for the person who deserves my heart.

I’m not depressed because I’m single. Instead, I’m thinking about her, who is single as a result of my presence.

Love your girl as much as you love your hot coffee……..

Enjoy it while it’s still hot.

Perfect Boyfriend: Doesn’t Drink, Don’t Smoke, Doesn’t Cheat, and Doesn’t Exist

Being cool means being yourself rather than doing what someone else tells you to do.

Because I see things differently than everyone else, I sometimes think I’m cool.

Make Your Own Personality. Allow it to be unique to you and easily identifiable to others.

Don’t pass judgement on my past; instead, consider my present; I am confident that my future is bright.

Some say you can’t live without love, but I believe oxygen is more vital.

Tomato Is A Fruit Tomato Is A Fruit Tomato Is A Fruit Tomato Is A Fruit Tomato Is A Fruit T

Wisdom Isn’t Putting A Fruit Salad Together.

The only reason I’m fat is because my body is too small to hold all of my personality.

I don’t have a problem with my attitude. You can’t stand me because of my personality.

I’m not a cigarette that you’ll smoke and crush! You’ll beg for it, M Drug Baby.

I don’t need a hairstylist since my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. I am always correct; once, I thought I was wrong, but I was.

Sometimes all you need is a little bit of love. Just kidding, you’re in desperate need of cash.

After getting married, the only crush left is ‘Candy Crush.’

Work so hard that your signature will one day be referred to be an autograph.

True friends do not pass judgement on one another. They make decisions about other people as a group.

Raise Your Hands if you know me, and Raise Your Standard if you don’t.

According to my police report, I had a fantastic “night out” last night.

Deodorant with Common Sense Is Life. The People Who Really Need It. It should never be used.

I didn’t change; I simply matured. You should give it a shot at least once.

I enjoy purchasing new items, but I despise spending money.

I’m not debating; I’m simply attempting to explain why I’m correct.

I’m envious of my parents’ children since I’ll never have one as cool as theirs.

I don’t have an issue with my attitude; I just have a personality that you can’t stand.

We’re all born to die; I don’t think I’m any different.

I despise mathematics, but I enjoy counting money.

Life is far too brief. Don’t waste your time scrolling through my WhatsApp status.

The Earth is merely “Eh” without “Art.”

I’m so excellent at sleeping that I can do it without even closing my eyes. CLOSED

Just take a look at me to see how creative God is.

I’m not afraid to express myself. It makes no difference to me what I say.

The alarm went off this morning when I was driving my Ferrari.

I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m correct.

It’s a good thing to feel compelled to prove yourself.

I prefer texting to phone calls because it gives me more time to consider what I want to say.

If someone throws a stone at you, respond with a flower. But don’t forget to toss the flower pot in the mix.


When your ex asks to be #friends after you’ve broken up, it’s like kidnappers asking to “#Keep#In#Touch” after they’ve released you.

I’m not useless, but I can set a bad example for others.

I am completely available!! Please don’t bother me!!

When I know the truth, I enjoy listening to lies.

By birth, he is a genius, yet he chooses to be evil.

Don’t hold it against me; I was born awesome.

Ice Cubes are envious of my coolness.

Except for you, all girls are my sisters.

I’m a gorgeous guy with a laid-back attitude.

I don’t believe in words; I believe in actions.

A Man Is Attractive If He Has A Sense Of Humor.

My haters make me famous, so I love them.

If you’re a bad person, address me as your father.

I’m Sexy and I’m Aware of It.

Keep Calm and Relax.

It’s not easy to do what’s right.

I don’t give a damn what other people think of me, and I wasn’t sent on this planet to please everyone.

I gave up the battle with my inner demons. Now we’re on the same page.

Greetings, Math Please mature and resolve your issues. I’m sick of having to answer them for you.

My pillow provides me a new hairstyle every morning, so I don’t need a hairstylist.

I did nothing yesterday, and I’m finishing what I started yesterday today.

Twice a year, I’m in serious need of a 6-month vacation.

I talk to myself because I prefer talking with persons of a higher social level.

I’m going to need Google in my head.

I enjoy spending time with people that make me forget about my phone.

I’ve discovered the secret to happiness. Is it possible for someone to send me some money so that I can purchase the ingredients?

I started with nothing and still had the majority of my possessions.

Yes, I’m grinning, and it’s not because of you.

Like a skyscraper, I will rise from the ground.

Every one of my status updates is a silent communication to someone.

I’m faking a smile once more.

Never underestimate the value of your own feelings.

Deal with other people’s flaws with the same gentleness with which you deal with your own.

Anxiety is the feeling of being free.

Pain should be used as a steeping stone, not as a campsite.

Faith is a process, not a destination.

Sleep is no longer sleep; it is an escape.

If I give you a bite of food or text you all night, I’ll be happy.

Home is a place where I may be ugly and enjoy it.

Make Sure You’re Perfect Before You Judge.

Never accept anyone’s second best option.

Respect Those Who Deserve It Rather Than Those Who Demand It

I’ll make you non-existent if you put me second.

With my middle finger, I salute everyone of my detractors.

Are you single or married? Who Gives a Damn? I am fantastic.

Love your detractors; they are your biggest supporters.

Everyone else has already taken your place.

I didn’t go insane. I just sold it on the internet.

Nowadays, “Cool” denotes “I Don’t Give a Damn.”

Your attitude may harm me, but mine has the potential to kill you.

Anyone can be cool, but it takes practise to be awesome.

Gf stands for Grandfather to me because I’m so single.

It’s far too short a life to waste time hating other people.

I’m not lazy; I’m simply in energy-saving mode.

I Mean, God Is Extremely Creative…

Simply look at M!!!

Like a skyscraper, I will rise from the ground.

I’m the guy that you’ll despise and whom your sisters will date.

I Attempted To Be Ordinary. My Life’s Worst Two Minutes

Yes, I’m smiling, and you’re no longer the reason.

I’m a real bad boy, but I’m a real good man, too.

People say I’m bad, but I assure you, I’m the worst!

How You Treat Me Will Always Influence My Attitude.

The Best Outfit Is Self-Confidence; Wear It and Own It.

Sugar Factories Can Be Found in Girls’ Facebook Statuses

I’m the guy that you’ll despise and whom your sisters will date.

I Believe I Am One Of The Fools Who Fall In Love.

Warning!!! I’m familiar with karate and a few other Oriental terms.

I’m curious as to what happens if the doctor’s wife eats an apple every day.

Life is short, so talk quickly!
It’s difficult to sit around and do nothing. You never know when you’ll be done.

People that change their love status every 30 seconds The Reason is G.F.

A bookstore is one of the last remaining pieces of evidence that people are still thinking.

My most pressing concern in life is how my internet pals will be notified of my death…!!

Mosquitoes are like to relatives. They’re obnoxious, yet they carry your blood.

If there’s one thing college has taught us, it’s to text without looking.

Only in the dictionary does success come before labour.

Only when I’m on vacation do I enjoy my job.

Boys have girlfriends in excess of 80% of the time. The remaining 20% have a brain.

Sorry for the texts. Last night, I sent you a message because my phone was buzzed.

I want someone to lend me money and then abandon me.

“Salary is Credited” is the most impactful phrase aside from “I LOVE YOU.”

Come late and start sleeping (C.L.A.S.S.)

Unless you are obese, running away will not help you solve your problems.

Don’t be concerned if time does not wait for you. Simply remove the battery from the clock and go about your business.

Try saying the letter M without touching your lips.

Why are there so many people who lack common sense if it is so common?

It’s only that the cosmos has triggered an allergic reaction in me.

I used to like my neighbours until they made their Wi-Fi password-protected.

I am constantly learning from the mistakes of those who follow my guidance.

Some people need to use their small thoughts rather than their loud voices to express themselves.

When I consider quitting smoking, I need a smoke to think about it.

I don’t have a filthy mind; instead, I have a seductive imagination.

I haven’t failed….

My triumph has simply been POSTPONED.

I didn’t get anything I wanted, but I got everything I needed.

I wasn’t trying to push all of your buttons; all I wanted to do was find the mute buttons.

SUCCESSFULNESS is a result of your attitude.

Treat me as you would like to be treated.

It’s all about finding the right balance in life.

You don’t have to be productive all of the time.

Shutting down, kicking back, and doing nothing is perfectly acceptable and required at times.

Every thought we have shapes our future.

You must stand where the light is shining if you want it to enter your life.

There is no remote control in life; you must get it and modify it.

The more intelligent you become, the less you speak.

You won’t be the same person you were before you entered the storm.

That is the essence of the storm.

I’m simply trying to be better than I’ve ever been.

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.

Kindness should be strewn about like confetti.

Do the right thing.

I came to see that I had conquered.

A happy look does not always imply a happy heart.

Don’t tell others about your dreams; instead, show them the outcomes.

You’re halfway there if you believe you can.

Hard labour is always followed by success.

Take advantage of every opportunity you are given in life because some things only happen once.

The most essential thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – because that is what it is all about.

Putting on a new outfit isn’t the same as being elegant.

I was clever yesterday, and I wanted to make the world a better place. I’m wise today, so I’m changing myself.

Laugh because life is too short to be serious.

You don’t understand it well enough if you can’t describe it simply.

I don’t care as much about how many friends I have as I become older. Quality takes precedence over quantity.

It’s fine to appear clever and intelligent on occasion.

Your attitude decides the path you take.

Darling, don’t be like the rest of them.

If you follow all of the guidelines. You’re missing out on all the fun.

Life does not grow easier; instead, you become stronger.

Half of appearing clever is knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

Coming together is the first step, staying together is the next step, and working together is a win-win situation.

It’s not about being the best; it’s about becoming a better version of yourself than you were the day before.

If plan A fails, try plan B. There are more letters in the alphabet! Keep your cool.

Today’s adversity will become tomorrow’s strength.

Don’t take yourself too seriously in life. You’ll never make it out alive.

Good individuals are like candles in that they burn themselves out to provide light for others.

Work like a clock, not like a rock.

A girl should have the wings of a butterfly. It’s lovely to look at, but difficult to catch.

Boys are like purses: they’re cute, but they’re full of garbage, and they can always be replaced.

Stop attempting to repair me; I am not damaged.

I put on my favourite high heels and dance when I’m feeling down.

If you give a girl the right haircut, she can conquer the world.

My guy continues to believe that my eyelashes are real.

Don’t we all have secrets, I suppose?

Lipstick-free lips are like to a dessert without frosting.

My own Fairy Tale has made me the princess.

Therapy is more expensive than shopping.

All I need now is a cup of coffee and some mascara.

Maintain a high quality with your heels, head, and standards.

Cinderella did not request a prince.

No one has ever said, “I have enough jewellery!”

The crowns of real queens are repaired by each other.

Wear red lipstick if you’re unsure.

You can’t purchase happiness, but you can buy makeup, which is a close substitute.

The princess is sometimes the one who kills the dragon and saves the prince.

You have to be both a beauty and a beast at times!

The sea is teeming with fish. However, I am a mermaid.

Every successful woman is a reflection of herself.

Women are similar to stars in that there may be millions of them, but only one may fulfil your fantasies.

What a man sees in the world reflects what he holds in his heart.

I’m on a date with a woman who isn’t particularly outgoing.

All of the good parking spaces are taken up by boys.

Breakfast, lunch, and dinner are my favourite meals.

I’m known as Tony since I’m always dressed appropriately for the season.

You could have a shot if you open my mind like a rapper.

Whether you like me or not, I’m going to shine.

I am in charge of my own destiny. My soul is under my command.

Some men are just utter idiots. &, unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do about it.

I know I’m awesome, so your opinion doesn’t matter to me…!!

Boys have no idea how much a single small act may harm a girl.

Through the impact of big men who care for young boys, small boys grow into big men.

Make sure you don’t make the same mistake repeatedly. Unless she’s quite attractive.

I’m single because I want to save up for someone who truly deserves me.

Selfies are not taken by real males.

Being single is more intelligent than being in a bad relationship.

Throw a brick back when life throws you a rock.

I’m not flawless, but I’m always myself.

Boys think of girls in the same way that they think of books: if the cover doesn’t strike their eye, they won’t bother reading what’s within.

Love is the divine medication that has the power to heal all wounds.

Our souls are tied to each other’s hearts, even though we’re thousands of miles apart.

Being in a relationship isn’t worth it unless you give your spouse your mind, heart, and soul.

Every day, I fall in love with you because of the way you welcome my wounds.

You are, without a doubt, the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Let’s pull off the perfect heist. I’m going to take your heart, and you’re going to steal mine.

True love is wonderful because it accepts your shortcomings and gracefully hides them.

We aren’t flawless. That’s why we’re totally OK with each other’s flaws.

My heartstrings will always find their way to you, no matter how twisted they become.

Love never fades; if it does, it isn’t true love.

And you, Mister, have brought me back from the brink of despair, and I owe you a lifetime of gratitude.

Relationships are either made or broken by distance.

Love never dies, but it becomes entangled in egos and heartbreaks.

Sometimes all you have to do to improve your relationship is clear out the old dead wood and move forward.

When trust falters, love is thrown off the cliff.

The most beautiful thing in the world is being in love.

People should learn to swallow their egos when they are in love, or their love will be swallowed by their ego.

There are no conditions attached to love.

I’m going to steal your surname since you stole my heart.

Two bodies, one soul

Let’s pull off the perfect heist. I’m going to take your heart, and you’re going to steal mine.

You are more important to me than you can ever realise.

Every moment is sweet and memorable when you’re around.

I don’t flirt with Flirt.

It’s all right, even the sky tears now and then.

If you smile whenever his name appears on your computer screen. You’ve fallen in love.

Right now, all I want to do is hug you.

I’ll always take a chance on you.

My bed is a wonderful place to be. All of a sudden, I recall everything I had to accomplish.

When I look at you, I sometimes wonder how I got so lucky.

By the way, the smile you gave me is still on my face.

I wish my wallet included unlimited refills.

My second favourite F word is Friday.

Thank you for reminding me what it’s like to be a butterfly.

When you’re close to me, I can smell LOVE everywhere.

You can tell when a girl is in love by her smile. You can tell whether a man is in love by looking into his eyes.

I’m attempting to forget about you, but it’s not working.

I admire how you are all I’ve ever desired.

I’ll adore you no matter what.

The basic key to all achievement is action.

Look for beauty in the smallest of details.

Those who are daring enough to knock will be welcomed in.

“You must be able to withstand the worst in order to be the best.”

1 Year Equals 365 Possibilities

Turn excrement into fertiliser as it happens.

Life is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Make good use of it.

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

Have you ever attempted it? Never have I failed. It doesn’t matter. Please try once more. Fail once more. Fail smarter.

Learn from the past, live in the present, and hope for the future.

Get up, dress up, show up, and never give up, no matter how you feel.

Get Started because you already have all you need inside you.

Those who claim it is impossible should move out of the way of those who are doing it.

You must accomplish the thing you believe you are unable to do.

You’ve never lived if you’ve never failed.

A comeback is always more powerful than a setback.

Examine yourself in the mirror. That’s who you’re up against.

More dreams are shattered by doubt than by failure.

Dare to fail and dream big.

The stars can only be seen in complete darkness.

I eat cake because someone somewhere is celebrating a happy birthday!

The more weight you have, the more difficult it is to kidnap you. Keep yourself safe and eat cake!

Even the calendar goes WTF after Tuesdays.

Nothing is truly lost until your mother is unable to locate it.

I’ll be there if you fall. Floor is signed.

I’d give anything for a Nobel Peace Prize!

I don’t require the services of a hairstylist. Every morning, my pillow gives me a fresh hairstyle!

I used to believe I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure now.

Math lesson is like viewing a foreign film with no subtitles for me.

Like deodorant, common sense is a must-have. The individuals who need it the most are the ones who never utilise it!

Brains are fantastic. I wish that everyone had one!

I’m following a seafood-only diet. I eat whenever I see food.

Follow your emotions, but don’t forget to use your head.

Twice a year, I require a six-month vacation.

I hung up when reality rang.

How do I feel when I don’t have any coffee? Depresso.

A clever person finds a solution to a problem. A knowledgeable individual does not make mistakes.

I’m not lazy; I’m just trying to conserve energy.

Life is a finite resource. While you still have teeth, smile.

Do not give up on your ambitions. Continue to sleep.

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